Naked shower girl with food…yeah, I said that…

condiments, food, humor, videos | January 25, 2012 | By

Yes, that is a girl showering.

Yes, it’s food-related. Yes, it’s PG-13. And yes, you should watch. The video kicks in at about 40 seconds, so feel free to skip forward if you can’t handle the boringness until then. I’m so, so sorry that it’s Britney Spears music you have to listen to, lol, but really, you should watch and stare in awe.

Fry an egg in a burger

Cut a hole in the middle of a ground beef hamburger patty, and fry in egg in the middle.  Add cheese and eat like a Scottish egg burger.
The page I saw this on labeled it “I want to do it now.” And so did I, so that’s exactly what I did. A few days later, I war armed with ground beef and eggs.
 
Mine wasn’t quite as neat and pretty, of course, but it was just as tasty.
 
Seasoned hamburger patties with red pepper flakes Cut a hole in the middle of a ground beef hamburger patty, and fry in egg in the middle.  Add cheese and eat like a Scottish egg burger.
 
Oops, some of the egg seeped out underneath. 

Cut a hole in the middle of a ground beef hamburger patty, and fry in egg in the middle.  Add cheese and eat like a Scottish egg burger. (cooked)Cut a hole in the middle of a ground beef hamburger patty, and fry in egg in the middle.  Add cheese and eat like a Scottish egg burger. (cooked)
Cut a hole in the middle of a ground beef hamburger patty, and fry in egg in the middle.  Add cheese and eat like a Scottish egg burger. (cooked and with ketchup)

 
Here’s the best part, though:
Cut a hole in the middle of a ground beef hamburger patty, and fry in egg in the middle.  Add cheese and eat like a Scottish egg burger. (Cooked with yolk dripping out of the middle....over easy, sunny side up) 
Mmmmm. I wouldn’t normally put beef and eggs together. I think eggs tend to go better with pork as breakfast sausage.
 
As such, I would really like to do this again but with sausage and eggs and maybe on a biscuit instead? That would be wondermous.

Colored hens for Valentine’s Day, Easter, Thanksgiving?

Gozzi Turkeys in orange, pink, green, blue, purple, turquoise, teal and white. Vegan friendly dye is used to make color their feathers before they molt.

I’m sure your girlfriend would love a pink bird for Valentine’s Day, right? Who wouldn’t!?

Now before the vegetarians get their feathers all ruffled (oh yeah, I went there….the pun couldn’t be avoided), check out what the farm has to say about the dyes:

From Gozzi’s Turkey Farm in Guilford, Connecticut, these turkeys are Gozzi Whites. Their feathers are known for being white and their meat is renowned throughout the region, to whom the Gozzis supply over 18,000 turkeys per year. Non-toxic, vegetable-based food dye is applied to their "blank canvases" to create these bright colors: it’s all topical and harmless.

Sitting down like in the picture above, they look pretty innocent, but you should really check them out, walking around, all fluffed up:

I suddenly really, really want a turkey.

And before it eventually ends up served with potatoes and gravy on my plate, I’ll take the one in turquoise!