Wilted lettuce, beef bread rolls – Stuffed stir-fry rolls?

Beef or pork rolls with lettuce, onions, peppers, and then sliced like cinnamon rolls for dinner

 
I don’t know what these are.
 
I mean…I know what they are. I made them. I tasted them. They were delicious!
 
Cooked beef or pork rolls with wilted lettuce, onions, peppers, and then sliced into rolls for dinner
 
But I don’t know what they’re called or what exactly I put in them or what recipes I used to gather inspiration.
 
Yes, it’s one of those posts where I tell you how yummy a dish was but that because I made it so long ago and didn’t record all the details, I can’t help you recreate it.
 
I’ll tell you what I do know, though:

 
Browned ground beef, pork, or turkey plus a bowl of bread down that has been left to rise
 
I know that it’s a basic bread dough in that bowl. And I’m pretty sure that’s either ground pork or beef, but I’m not entirely sure which. Either would’ve worked well in this dish, though.

Wilted lettuce recipe - Sautee for a few minutes and then dry off

 
I know this is where it all started – lettuce. I had a bunch leftover and didn’t want any salads. I had wilted spinach before to use in various dishes, so I went looking for the answer to if it was possible to wilt lettuce (it is) and recipes for it (like this one…but with an actual recipe instead of only guesses).

Cooked beef or pork rolls with wilted lettuce, onions, peppers, and seasonings all diced up in a bowl

 
I know I ate way too much of the filling while I was working with this. It was delicious! I used up some leftover peppers and onions in there, too.

Bread dough that has been flattened out with fingers and rollnig pin to be ready to be filled and rolled

 
I know this made a huge mess. I should have done two rolls probably, but well, I didn’t.
 
Hindsight is 20-20, right? Or in this case, more like 20-300 because I can’t remember much of anything. :P

Filling for dinner rolls laid out on thin bread dough

 
I know that I was nervous about rolling this up. The bread dough stretched pretty thin and the filling wasn’t exactly dry.

Help! My bread dough and cinnamon rolls tore in the middle. How can I save it?
I know that I was right to be a little nervous. The above picture proves that it was easy to tear.

 
I know I also corrected this by making it my first cut so that none of the pieces ended up with any actual holes in them.

Beef or pork rolls with wilted lettuce, onions, peppers, and then sliced into rolls for dinner

 
I know that I thought they looked really cool once cut.

How many pictures should I take of the exact same dish?  Filling falling out of rolls

Slice these with dental floss? It would probably fall apart even more because the filling wouldn't be cut at all.

 
I know that I took way too many pictures of them because of that, too. They just looked so cool! They actually looked a lot better than the pictures I managed to take, too. Typical.

It makes 12 rolls/slices but the last couple are more like 'old maids' because they aren't real rolls

 
I know this “recipe” made roughly 10 beef rolls…and two “old maids” that I ate as soon as they came out of the oven.

The best of the cooked Cooked beef or pork rolls with wilted lettuce, onions, peppers, and then sliced into rolls for dinner
I know I was only slightly disappointed when these came out of the oven looking way uglier than they did when they went in.

Cooked beef or pork rolls with wilted lettuce, onions, peppers, and then sliced into rolls for dinner
 
I know it was only “slightly” because I can still remember the smell as they came out of the oven, even though it was over 2 years ago when I made them. So good.

Yay, cooked beef rolls or stirfry rolls with wilted lettuce and fillings 
And last but not least, I know that even though I don’t know the exact ingredients or ratios, that this is the kind of dish that you can make using whatever you have leftover in the fridge. I would use up stir-fry leftovers especially because the onions and peppers would already be prepared and wouldn’t lose too much by being cooked more.

Non-Standard Meat and Poultry Options (Guest post)

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While a perfectly cooked steak or tender barbecue chicken never gets old, it can be fun to bring new cuts of old favorites and alternative meat and poultry options into your kitchen. The following list comprises meat and poultry options that are often overlooked, but that offer a fantastic, flavorful alternative to my favorite meats. They are excellent with basic seasoning, in hearty stews or winter soups, or in deli sandwiches. I hope they whet your palate and inspire you.

Pork butt, which is often known as Boston Butt, is an excellent cut for making stew. Contrary to what its name might suggest, pork butt is actually derived from the hog shoulder. It often includes the upper arm, the shoulder blade, and connective tissue around the neck. Although it is slightly tough, pork butt can add a robust flavor to most dishes. It makes for excellent sausages and can be ground into patties for breakfast dishes. Pork butt is also often used to make a rich lard, which makes pork butt a rather versatile piece of meat.

Ostrich is, unfortunately, an overlooked type of poultry. Yet, ostrich is an exceptional choice if you are looking for non-standard poultry selections. It is a prime choice for individuals looking for leaner, healthier, nutrient-rich meat. Ostrich contains fewer calories than its feathered, more popular counterparts, chicken and turkey, and less than one-third the fat of the average chicken. A red meat with an unusually rich texture, ostrich can be included in any dish that calls for beef or lamb. Ostrich is tender, succulent, and rich with iron and essential omega-3 fats. If you are interested in changing up your breakfast or burger routing, ostrich can be easily crafted into a delicious patty.

If you enjoy lamb, rack of lamb is a cut that you absolutely must try. Rack of lamb begins at the lamb saddle and carries its way to the eye muscle. If you prefer a leaner cut, rack of lamb comes in three varieties. A frenched cut is one in which the fat between the bones is carefully removed while a capoffed cut removes the largest chunk of fat from the cut. A fully denuded cut, in which all fat throughout the cut is removed, might seem too lean, but lamb’s full flavor ensures that, with or without fat, the rack of lack is a mouth-watering choice. Rack of lamb may be sautéed, roasted, or braised and incorporated into a larger dish.

Finally, if you can find a good wagyu brisket for sale, this delicious meat offers an unexpected treat. Layered with a substantive cap of fat, the brisket is incredibly rich with buttery flavor and is an essential for any serious smoke-pit connoisseur. The marbled folds of this brisket lends itself to its uniquely abundant flavor. Many recipes suggest cooking wagyu brisket for at least 12 hours in a smoke pit to bring out its full flavor. Among barbecue and smoke pit meats, wagyu brisket is truly a delicacy.
In the end, there’s never an end to the amount of quirky options we have at our culinary disposal.  If you think there’s another great option that I missed, please feel free to let me know in the comments.

Ralph Venkirk is a lifelong fan of the culinary arts.  Nothing makes him happier than serving something that his friends have never seen before.  When he’s not cooking, Ralph enjoys trying a new beer while watching his favorite sports teams.

Giant Halloween pumpkin burger – Trick or treat?

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.

It’s both a Halloween trick and a treat, no?

The girls love burgers, so I thought it’d be a blast to make an extra large one. It was Fall of 2009 and it was probably one of the first times I went on a true pumpkin kick. I was loving “look alikes” at the time, too, so it just fit, don’t you think?

Anyway, I’ll leave you with the pictures. Details of how I made it are at the bottom. 

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.  

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.  
Burger with cheddar cheese, sliced pickles, red tomatoes, and iceberg lettuce.  Ruffle potato chips on the side.

“Bun” – Carve the pumpkin in half. By “carve,” what I really mean is that I had to fight with it and a butcher knife until I finally won. It was close, though. This isn’t the same as being able to slice off the top for a jack-o-lantern or throwing a pumpkin to bust it into chunks. Trying to get it perfectly even down the middle was a pain in the butt. Ugh. Worth every minute, though. The pumpkin seeds were turned into fake sesame seeds by gluing them on top to look like a real burger bun.

Meat – A mix of beef and turkey so that it wasn’t as greasy as pure beef would’ve been. That meant I could get a full patty to hold together instead of it breaking apart. I cooked it on a large round cookie sheet and let it cool just slightly before sliding it onto the ‘bun.’

Toppings – Tomatoes, pickles, lettuce, cheese…. nothing special here. The cheese was left in small slices and not spread across the entire thing so that it made it easy to serve individual burgers after we deconstructed it.

Serving – I cut it into jagged squares-ish, based loosely around the cheese and tomato slices fell and let each person reconstruct their own burger on a regular bun. Then they could add their own condiments and trade toppings they don’t like to other people before eating. You could easily toss them in a toaster oven to melt the cheese more or add the cheese to the whole patty before putting the burger together in the first place. I wasn’t sure how well it would hold my first time, though.