Ghouly pizza – Mozzarella ghosts and olive spiders

Pizza with mozarella cheese shaped like ghosts with black olive eyes. Spiders made of olives with rosemary legs.

It’s like every other pizza, but the cheese is shaped like ghosts (duh) and the spiders have rosemary legs. Pretty easy, no?

I’m not sure I would bother with the olives, though. Wouldn’t it be a bit weird to have a bite of pizza with a single whole olive plus a whole bunch of rosemary? I’d probably leave those to an appetizer of some sort at another time maybe.

Giant Halloween pumpkin burger – Trick or treat?

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.

It’s both a Halloween trick and a treat, no?

The girls love burgers, so I thought it’d be a blast to make an extra large one. It was Fall of 2009 and it was probably one of the first times I went on a true pumpkin kick. I was loving “look alikes” at the time, too, so it just fit, don’t you think?

Anyway, I’ll leave you with the pictures. Details of how I made it are at the bottom. 

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.  

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.

Giant fake burger made out of a whole pumpkin to look like the bun with a large burger patty and toppings inside. Pumpkin seeds glued to the outside to look like a sesame seed bun.  
Burger with cheddar cheese, sliced pickles, red tomatoes, and iceberg lettuce.  Ruffle potato chips on the side.

“Bun” – Carve the pumpkin in half. By “carve,” what I really mean is that I had to fight with it and a butcher knife until I finally won. It was close, though. This isn’t the same as being able to slice off the top for a jack-o-lantern or throwing a pumpkin to bust it into chunks. Trying to get it perfectly even down the middle was a pain in the butt. Ugh. Worth every minute, though. The pumpkin seeds were turned into fake sesame seeds by gluing them on top to look like a real burger bun.

Meat – A mix of beef and turkey so that it wasn’t as greasy as pure beef would’ve been. That meant I could get a full patty to hold together instead of it breaking apart. I cooked it on a large round cookie sheet and let it cool just slightly before sliding it onto the ‘bun.’

Toppings – Tomatoes, pickles, lettuce, cheese…. nothing special here. The cheese was left in small slices and not spread across the entire thing so that it made it easy to serve individual burgers after we deconstructed it.

Serving – I cut it into jagged squares-ish, based loosely around the cheese and tomato slices fell and let each person reconstruct their own burger on a regular bun. Then they could add their own condiments and trade toppings they don’t like to other people before eating. You could easily toss them in a toaster oven to melt the cheese more or add the cheese to the whole patty before putting the burger together in the first place. I wasn’t sure how well it would hold my first time, though.

Mexican Frankenstein Casserole – Why settle for boring?

Frankenstein casserole with veggies for face; Homemade tortilla chips for dipping into black bean dipping and monster face for Halloween
 
Mexican cheese casserole
 
That?
 
That is a casserole.
 
A plain ol’, boring casserole, that I’m sure tasted perfectly lovely. It was completely edible and might have gotten an “oo” or an “ah” or maybe even an “mmm” a few times through the meal.
 
But it’s nothing special.
 
Frankestein casserole with cheese face, pepper bolts, pepper hair, olive scar and hair, pickles for eyes, pepper stem nose
 
Add some of these, though? Some completely innocent veggies that don’t really mean anything on their own?
 
And you get something way more fabulous:
 
Frankestein monster mexican casserole with cheese face, pepper bolts, pepper hair, black olive scar and hair, pickles for eyes, pepper stem nose

THAT is what will be remembered. It doesn’t matter if maybe it could’ve used a bit more cheese or maybe the corn had been in the freeze just a little too long and lacked flavor. It was an edible monster! And with Halloween right around the corner, you really have no excuse not to have some fun with your own.

 
Frankestein casserole with cheese face, pepper bolts, pepper hair, sliced black olives scar and hair, pickles for eyes, pepper stem nose Photobucket
 
It actually had different teeth to begin with. I tried making separate teeth and it looked ridiculous. Then again, I’m not sure it looked much better after the modification, but I thought it helped.
 
And even Mom got in on the action with some monster nose-picking.
Frankestein casserole with cheese face, pepper bolts, pepper hair, olive scar and hair, pickles for eyes, pepper stem nose
 
Yes, I come from a very, very mature family. I’m obviously  breaking my mother’s heart here by playing with my food so much. :P