When the groceries hit the ground…
Then it’s guaranteed to be the only box with a glass bottle of oil in it.
And the rest? Oh yeah, those groceries are going to go FLYING. Have you ever seen projectile ice cream cones? How about peanut butter jars who actually coordinate to roll in different directions?
Yeah, me neither.
I don’t take pictures of oil soaked paper towels because they “look cool” either. And most definitely not when there are a dozen boxes that still need to be brought in because some genius thinks it’s a good idea to shop a month at a time.
Nope, that’d just be silly.
Porcupine meatball raisin band
In case you’re wondering, yes, they were quite delicious. But please, if you’re going to hide toothpicks in the eyes, at least warn the kids before they bite into them…
I would like them in a house, with a mouse? – Cheeseball mouse
I might have a thing for cheeseballs.
And really, if I’m going to shape something made of cheese, doesn’t a mouse seem perfectly logical?
Right, because I make my food choices based on logic.
That’s kinda like saying that I didn’t feel bad when I popped his little nose off.
And sliced him open…
*cries…and then digs in with a cracker* Mmmm.
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