Justin Bieber meat baby head

art, food art, meat | May 8, 2012 | By

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Really, I should’ve made this a Wordless Wednesday post, because what is there to say about this?

It’s creepier than any meat version I’ve done. Just look at those eyes! And that bacon weave, er…wave? Wow.

What’s worse, though, is that you know they cooked it. And you know that we don’t see a side-by-side picture of both the raw and cooked version of this Beiber meat head because it had to look awful. Absolutely horrendous. Like zombie Beebs twice baked. *shudders*

Wanna know what’s even worse? I have to tag this with the “art” category here. Gah!

Are you a meatatarian? (t-shirt)

bunny, meat, vegetarian | February 17, 2012 | By

Meatatarian shirt  with 3 bunnies - one is vegan, one is vegetarian gasping at the meatarian meat eater who is chopping up bones and meat with butcher knives

You never hear someone get invited to dinner or a party and they announce “oh, well I’m a meatarian, so I’ll just bring something.” ;)

I thought I had posted about this shirt before, but I dug through my archives and can’t seem to find it, boo. Well here it is now!

Meatatarian shirt  with 3 bunnies - one is vegan, one is vegetarian gasping at the meatarian meat eater who is chopping up bones and meat with butcher knives

Check out those bunny ears even!  Maybe I should do a slaughterhouse pose for the site? :P

via khorre

Turducken Week – Turdunkin doughnuts with coffee gravy

Turducken using dunkin donut doughnuts, hashbrowns, munchkins, tim hortons, coffee gravy, sprinkles

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a turkey brined in Dunkin Donuts coolattas, filled with munchkin doughnut holes, and covered with a syrup and sprinkles.

Turducken using dunkin donut doughnuts, hashbrowns, munchkins, tim hortons, coffee gravy, sprinkles....served as drumstick with mashed potatoes and gravy and munchkin stuffing

And what do you serve with a strangely sweet turducken? Mashed hashbrowns and the munchkin stuffing covered in a special coffee gravy obviously. You knew it couldn’t be a Dunkin’ Donut turducken without the coffee being thrown in there somewhere, too, right?

As usual, someone was nice (proud?) enough to share all the pictures, ingredients, and reviews of the whole process so we can indulge vicariously through their efforts. Do you think you would eat this?