Anatomy of a Jumbo Freezie – Evil plastic edges

humor, pictures, snacks | June 20, 2011 | By

Drawing of a jumbo freezie popsicle with descriptions of each part: Yummy, cold eatable bit (turns mouth blue!), evil plastic edge (will cut your mouth), broken section to hold so your fingers don't freeze, more for later, the juice? (a.k.a. the best part) (also found on t-shirts), little cut off bit Moms will find on the floor

Is that not the truest thing you’ve seen all day? I have nothing to add*. Mmmm, freezies. <3

* Okay, I do have something to add. 1. I’ve always called these popsicles, but finally trained myself to call them “freezies” around anyone not from the US. 2. Eatable? I’m trying not to notice….

Snack in the face – Tastier than a slap

slap in the face, caffeinated cookies and brownies for a snack in the face

Sure, cookies and brownies are a nice pick-me-up on their own, but these bad boys actually pack a 200 mg caffeine punch as well. So on top of the sugar rush, you get 2-4 cups of coffee worth of caffeine, too, so this really is quite the slap snack in the face.

Quirky midnight snacks – Strange cravings are meant to be indulged

Some people need their food to be separated neatly on plates with no edges or sauces touching.

Me? I have no issues mixing foods. In fact, I often go out of my way to eat multiple foods together at once, even if it’s not the traditional way to eat them.

Khorre teases me on a regular basis about my once nightly habit of eating spaghetti and boiled* eggs. I couldn’t get enough of them and it took weeks to kick the craving.

Others aren’t really strange to me at all, but because I’ve walked through the kitchen with a bowl more than once and gotten a “Really Jessi? Seriously??” I figure maybe they’re not as normal as I suspected. So this last month, I started taking pictures of some of my snack fests, just in case.

Spaghetti, french fries, ketchup, and yes, brown mustard there, too. I wish I could say I tried to keep them separated, but most bites had some of each.

Chips dipped straight into the avocado. What? Sometimes I don’t want to bother with the knife and spoon process.

Orzo rice with french onion dip gravy, along side lettuce and salsa for a pseudo-salad.

Lamb. We’ll leave it at that. Shhh.

This one’s normal, right? Quick sandwich of bologna I got for free, sliced tomatoes, avocado, and Italian dressing.

Leftover corn on the cob….no butter, no salt, eaten over my laptop. Not exactly the cleanest snack, but could be worse.

Cream cheese and pepperoni sandwiches

Who am I kidding? I don’t take the time to make several mini-sandwiches. It’s usually eaten more like this:

Dipping pepperoni in a spoonful of cream cheese is much more convenient. Hey, I never claimed they were healthy snacks…

*If it’s hard-boiled, I add butter. If it’s soft-boiled, I let the yolk make the creaminess and just add salt and pepper as usual.