Anatomy of a Jumbo Freezie – Evil plastic edges

humor, pictures, snacks | June 20, 2011 | By

Drawing of a jumbo freezie popsicle with descriptions of each part: Yummy, cold eatable bit (turns mouth blue!), evil plastic edge (will cut your mouth), broken section to hold so your fingers don't freeze, more for later, the juice? (a.k.a. the best part) (also found on t-shirts), little cut off bit Moms will find on the floor

Is that not the truest thing you’ve seen all day? I have nothing to add*. Mmmm, freezies. <3

* Okay, I do have something to add. 1. I’ve always called these popsicles, but finally trained myself to call them “freezies” around anyone not from the US. 2. Eatable? I’m trying not to notice….


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    Quirky Jessi
    June 21, 2011

    Yeah, I agree that popsicles are technically ones with a stick, but I guess we just didn’t have another word for all the others, lol. Oh well.

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