Chocolate pizza – The works, please!
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
They way to mine? Well, I don’t know if there *is* a way. I do know that food will get you major brownie points, though. Mmm, brownies….
No, focus! Chocolate. Pizza. Chocolate pizza. Mmm….
Chocolate rice krispy-like crackle crust. Chocolate discs of pepperoni. White chocolate mushrooms. chocolate green peppers. Chocolate cheese drizzle. Oh, and some nuts….which go perfect with, mmm, chocolate. :P
Where was I going with this? Um. *Rereads* Oh right, how to get brownie points with me. Mmm, brownies… I love food, but I have a special place in my stomach heart for chocolate. And we all know how I love playing with my food, food art, funky creations, etc, as evidenced by this site if nothing else, right? So a chocolate pizza like this makes my creative food loving side chow down swoon.
Anyway, before I end up crossing out all of my thoughts, you should see a few more pictures. 
It even came in a pizza-like box with a flip top, but I apparently don’t have a full picture of it. :( 
I tried slicing it like a pizza, too, but it had been in the refrigerator and it caused the chocolate to crumble. Mom suggested I knock the chill off it a bit so it wasn’t as hard to eat, but a few seconds too long turned it into a chocolate puddle.
And the odd cheese drizzle ended up looking even more like mustard. I was hoping to make it look a bit more like cheese after that but well…
Yeah, at this point, I decided to just go back to eating my chocolate and leave the “playing with their food” to the professionals who crafted the chocolate pizza in the first place.
Mmm, chocolate pizza…
Fruit pizza pie with sugar cookie crust
That would be a fruit pizza.
The bottom is an extra large sugar cookie. The “sauce” is basic cream cheese, sugar, and milk icing. And the toppings include blueberries, strawberries, kiwis, pineapples, and oranges. It’s kind of hard to see, but the centerpiece is an upside down strawberry sliced to hold a pile of more blueberries.
Can you say delicious? Yum!
Tortilla pizzas don’t have to be boring
For me, tortilla pizzas are usually a lazy quick, easy meal that are made of, at most, cheese, pepperoni, and sauce (which may or may not even have seasonings). There might be the occasional fluke where I turn them into Hello Kitty pizzas (oh my god, I don’t have that posted….what is wrong with me??), but usually, they’re nothing special.
The above kicked it up a notch into almost classy. The crust may be a cheap tortilla, but the top was filled with proscuitto, feta, freshly wilted spinach, cheddar, red onions, and olives. Yum.
No matter how classy you try to make them, though, if you’re preparing them with me, it’s guaranteed I’m going to subtract at least 50 points from your efforts. They don’t have to be boring, but they certainly do have to have a smiley face. :P
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