Mega-super-colossal monster chocolates
Looks like a normal box of chocolates, right? Well, minus missing one of the chocolates, but that’s not the point.
Point is, it looks innocent enough. The box even looks normal with lovely lace and a simple theme.
But when you open it? Holy smokes! These chocolates are no ordinary chocolates; they’re giants!
Okay, so they don’t look much larger than a quarter there, huh? Maybe a bit large, but not ginormous. Try again:
And -there- it is. Giganto-chocolates. Geesh!
I think I could’ve managed a few more words to say these were a bit bigger than normal chocolates, eh? Immense, jumbo, mammoth balls of chocolate. There. Now it’s overkill. And now I want larger, even more oversized, monumental chocolates, too. Too much? Okay, fine… :P
Chocolate pizza – The works, please!
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
They way to mine? Well, I don’t know if there *is* a way. I do know that food will get you major brownie points, though. Mmm, brownies….
No, focus! Chocolate. Pizza. Chocolate pizza. Mmm….
Chocolate rice krispy-like crackle crust. Chocolate discs of pepperoni. White chocolate mushrooms. chocolate green peppers. Chocolate cheese drizzle. Oh, and some nuts….which go perfect with, mmm, chocolate. :P
Where was I going with this? Um. *Rereads* Oh right, how to get brownie points with me. Mmm, brownies… I love food, but I have a special place in my stomach heart for chocolate. And we all know how I love playing with my food, food art, funky creations, etc, as evidenced by this site if nothing else, right? So a chocolate pizza like this makes my creative food loving side chow down swoon.
Anyway, before I end up crossing out all of my thoughts, you should see a few more pictures. 
It even came in a pizza-like box with a flip top, but I apparently don’t have a full picture of it. :( 
I tried slicing it like a pizza, too, but it had been in the refrigerator and it caused the chocolate to crumble. Mom suggested I knock the chill off it a bit so it wasn’t as hard to eat, but a few seconds too long turned it into a chocolate puddle.
And the odd cheese drizzle ended up looking even more like mustard. I was hoping to make it look a bit more like cheese after that but well…
Yeah, at this point, I decided to just go back to eating my chocolate and leave the “playing with their food” to the professionals who crafted the chocolate pizza in the first place.
Mmm, chocolate pizza…
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