Would you like some light, smooth peanut butt to go with those cottage cheese thighs? >< (Wordless Wednesday)

Grocery store sales sign for Kraft Light Smooth Peanut Butt (Butter) - Typo / choosing the wrong place to cut words off

Spamsersand – At least spam is good for something (Wordless Wednesday)

spam canned meat cut into the shape of an ampersand, and symbol sign

Spamsersand on Serious Eats

Anatomy of a Jumbo Freezie – Evil plastic edges

humor, pictures, snacks | June 20, 2011 | By

Drawing of a jumbo freezie popsicle with descriptions of each part: Yummy, cold eatable bit (turns mouth blue!), evil plastic edge (will cut your mouth), broken section to hold so your fingers don't freeze, more for later, the juice? (a.k.a. the best part) (also found on t-shirts), little cut off bit Moms will find on the floor

Is that not the truest thing you’ve seen all day? I have nothing to add*. Mmmm, freezies. <3

* Okay, I do have something to add. 1. I’ve always called these popsicles, but finally trained myself to call them “freezies” around anyone not from the US. 2. Eatable? I’m trying not to notice….