What does your salad dressing say about you?
- Italian dressing (unidentified bits in the bottom) – You’re not much of an adventurer and it’s likely that Leonardo is your favorite ninja turtle.
- French dressing – You’ve got quirk by the barrel full, but you write too much fan fiction.
- Ceaser with bacon bits dressing – You’re a revel in the sense that you like to undermine things, such as the intention of a salad
- Catalina dressing – You’re like the French dressing person but a little thinner.
- Ranch dressing (colorful speckles, likely flecks from a precious stone) – You are a fun and pragmatic individual. There is no doubt that you’re using your ranch as both a dressing and dip.
- Ranch with pepperbacon dressing – We should be friends.
- Three cheese ranch dressing – You really don’t f*ck around, but won’t you let someone tame that wild heart of yours?
- Thousand Island dressing – Stay away from my kids!
- Blue cheese (with fine print that I can’t read) – Someone’s got carrot sticks in their crisper and a penchant for mischief.
- Something vinegar or wine and olive oil – I bet you think you’re so healthy and ethically responsible, don’t you! Well that’s probably true. Good work!
So uh, I have a thing for sauces, in case you hadn’t noticed. If I’m at a restaurant and they offer me a sauce, I’m going to accept it. It doesn’t even matter if I’ve had another version that I didn’t like….I’m going to want to try this new one. I especially like new combinations I’ve never had. The most recent was a chunky bacon ranch.
Now I’m not the type who puts sauce all over everything, though. I just like dipping things like fries in them, to try them out, and then move on. I don’t know why or when the obsession with trying new ones started, but it is what it is and I like it.
Unfortunately, that means I like all of the dressings listed above (and may even mix a couple of them to create something entirely new….and it won’t be only for my salad either), which makes me appear even crazier than usual. Oops.
Hedonologist
December 9, 2012
That’s balsamic vinegar at the bottom, I was just going to ask where it was on the chart because that’s my favourite dressing! Then I noticed it tucked away beside the olive oil :)
Quirky Jessi
December 9, 2012
Ah ha! It only looked like a few letters to me, so I’m guessing it probably has “Balsa” scribbled there.