Eating Cheetos is serious business

funny, humor, tips | July 20, 2012 | By

How to eat cheetos and messy foods with chopsticks to avoid getting your keyboard dirty and your fingers orange

*sings “All I want for Christmas are my two chopsticks”* because really, this is genius.

I don’t know many people who would actually bother to dig out chopsticks in order to eat their favorite messy snack, but if you’re one of them, can we be friends? Because I think it’s awesome.

You’ll probably friend-break-up with me, though, when you discover that, while my chopstick skills are enough to get by with sushi, pho, and occasionally a crab….I’m not going to put out that much effort for a bag of orange snacks.

At best, I’m going to use them like chopsticks.

Ooo, or kabobs!!

I could skewer a whole row of orange puffs onto each stick. Granted, half of them will break right in two, leaving behind a crumbly powdered orange mess, but hey, you’ll clean it up with your amazing chopstick skills, right?

Right??

Friend…where did you go….?

…..

…..

*licks Cheetos dust off the keyboard*

Another one bites the dust OR Don’t cry over spilled spaghetti

2009, accidents, mistakes, spaghetti | July 19, 2012 | By

Box of spaghetti all over the floor

It’s a great thing I have this habit of taking pictures of everything. Otherwise, you’d miss out on the glory of my mistakes. In this case, it was a full box of spaghetti that someone opened on the bottom and then put back in the cabinet right-side up. Oops.

Actually, now that I think about it, I’d forgotten just how many times I’ve shared our spills and accidents already:

Broken oil on concrete

A full box of groceries

A mess of cookie cutters

Cookie cutters

Salt shaker mishap

Salt shaker in the sauce

That’s not to mention the broken cake, garbage disposal mishap, destroyed pans/dishes, random burns, and failed recipes. Oy, we’re a mess! :P

The avocado of turduckens – Baconcado (Wordless Wednesday)

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Baconcado – An avocado filled with goat cheese and wrapped in bacon.
Yes please.