Don’t do drugs – Eat spaghetti instead (Wordless Wednesday)

Kids drawing poster that says "Don't do spaghetti instead"

(See Mom? That spaghetti addiction I had was apparently a good thing….)

How do I cut pizza? Lady and the Tramp slurp style

cartoons, humor, pizza, spaghetti | March 22, 2013 | By

How to cut pizza for small groups: Cut normal into triangle slices. How to cut pizza for parties: Cute them into small squares like a grid. How to cut pizza for just yourself: Cut it into a spiral so you can slurp it into your mouth all at once.

Well, Lady and the Tramp slurp style is what I’m going to compare it to anyway:

Lady and the Tramp slurping spaghetti and meatballs in a dog romantic movie.

Is it bad that I really, really want to cut a pizza like this now in order to eat it all myself? It would feel like the never-ending slice instead of having to continuously go back to the box.

Yo cuz, these are the best meatballs in the world (Wordless Wednesday)

Martorano's Restaurant ad for the Rio in Las Vegas elevator - Says "Yo cuz. These are the best meatballs in the world. Period. My food. My way. Martoranos" with picture of spaghetti and meatball.

Really, does an ad like this need any more words than that? It was weird to see the professional picture and restaurant name/font/etc with a shout-out of “yo cuz” but hey, it caught my attention…. and it probably catches a lot of other people’s attention, too, right?