A Rose for Your Bros–Perfect Bacon Roses for Valentine’s Day

bacon, holidays, pork, valentine's day, videos | February 6, 2015 | By

I cannot think of a better bouquet of flowers, so this is definitely not for men only.

If you want to do a little something extra for your guy this V-Day, though, maybe a dozen bacon roses would do the trick.

Just make sure you make an extra dozen for yourself… ;)

Bacon and egg hot tub for toast people

bacon, eggs, funny, Halloween, humor, toast | March 7, 2014 | By

A bowl with lots of bacon around the outside, scrambled eggs in the middle, and toast cut into the shapes of men with ketchup smiley faces. "Bacon and egg hot tub for toast men"

So this “grown man” calls it a bacon and egg hot tub for his toast people.

I’m afraid that I saw a much more gruesome scene when I first saw this picture. For starters, they definitely look like they’re screaming…likely from drowning in this ‘hot tub’. The fact that the bacon looks more like giant worms, though, or potentially a volcano of scrambled eggs…. sets more of a horror film here.

Which means ultimately, I end up imagining the scrambled eggs bubbling up like molten lava, engulfing the little toast people’s legs, while the bacon worms (Tremor-style) leap in and out of the bowl, attacking them ferociously….

Okay, so I might have some issues….

The real Tweeters – Bacon fat brings all the birds to the yard

animals, bacon | March 28, 2013 | By

Birds eating bacon and lard off of a keyboard that automatically tweets to the hungry birds twitter account

*sings* And they’re like….

“POLLPPPPPPPPPQPLQQP`Q“`Q`1`1“`QQ`QQQ`QQQ111“Q11111111`1“11“`1“““11`1“““““2`2““`2““`\““\“\\“`22\ “

Yeah, so apparently birds are the best at Twitter after all. It’s still more interesting than some of the things I’ve read there before, though.

The account, @hungry_birds is dormant now, but if you like bird watching, give the video below a click to see how birds came in and automatically tweeted from their winter wonderland keyboard. :)