Scalloped potatoes – Bake until burnt

2009, cheese, potatoes, recipes | May 19, 2012 | By

Scalloped potatoes is one of those dishes that started as a side, meant to accompany a meal and round it out, but eventually turned into something we wanted as a full meal.

Correction – We always wanted it as a full meal and would stuff ourselves on it regardless, but for whatever reason, it was still taboo to fly solo. Something about it being unhealthy…

But hey, I see meat, dairy, veggies…. definitely a balanced meal.

So how do you make them? Lots of layers, kid helpers, and this recipe. And if you’re anything like us, you better make 2 pans…

Layer of potatoes in bottom of 9 by 13 pan Potatoes, cheese, butter, onions, ham in a layer in the bottom of 9x13 baking dish

Layers and layers of scalloped potatoes before cooked

Scalloped potates when done

N washing dishesB cutting American cheese 
L showing off plate of cheese

Orange biscotti mohawks

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It’s rare that I post recipes here, but once upon a time while I was still figuring out what I wanted this site to be like, I actually did take tutorial-type pictures and hold onto new recipes I tried in order to share them. (Don’t panic…I won’t bore you with a full-on tutorial.)

This is an example of one of those days. It was another cold day in January 3 years ago, not long after the duck butt ordeal, and I had discovered biscotti. Now it’s not the first time I had ever had it, but it’s the first time I’d made it and known it by a real name. Apparently “those hard, crunchy things you eat with coffee” isn’t what they’re actually called.

So before the girls got home, I hunted down a decent looking recipe, zested and mixed, baked and baked, and then rebaked again, and got the hot chocolate all ready to go….

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Oooo, this is from a time before I fell head over heels in love with my Kitchen Aid mixer.

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Mixing in the eggs until everything is extra fluffy is always key. Well, or it’s just fun. Whatever.

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I have no idea why I had a picture of a lime, by the way. This is strictly an orange biscotti recipe. I’m sure there was something significant back then, but not so much now. Maybe I was excited by it looking more like a golf ball? Or maybe it was a particularly huge one, but I didn’t think to place something next to it for size perspective? Who knows…but hey look, it’s a lime! /random

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^ How not to zest an orange, by the way. You shouldn’t see nearly as much white because that means all the white pithy stuff is getting into your food, too. But guess what? I didn’t have a zester at that point and used a knife….so I sliced off thin pieces and then scraped off as much white as I could and chopped away. Go back to the zesty mix picture and you can see that it almost looks diced.

Work with what you’ve got….another life skill from my mom. Wait until I bring out the duct tape. ;)

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Those? Those are fingerprints. Like…full on indents of my entire fingers across each log to press them into the right shape. I was hoping you could see them in the final product, but not so much. 

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^ Not done. This is the point where you cook them until solid and hard, but after you slice them, flip ‘em on their sides and bake until they’re that extra crunchy dip-worthy biscuit people seem to love.

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And then coat them in sugary goodness so they taste decent. In this case, I went with chocolate. Lots of chocolate…

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Obligatory funny faces!

Here’s the recipe for you guys who actually follow them to a tee. I didn’t, though, I’m sure, so don’t blame me if yours don’t pop out of the oven all smiley and fun. ;)

Ingredients
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup white sugar
  • 1/4 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 egg
  • 1 egg white
  • 1/2 cup chopped almonds
  • 2 tablespoons orange zest
  • 4 (1 ounce) squares bittersweet chocolate
Directions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a cookie sheet.
  2. In a medium bowl, stir together flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Beat in the egg and egg white, then mix in almonds and orange zest. Knead dough by hand until mixture forms a smooth ball.
  3. Roll the dough into a log about 10 inches long; place on the prepared cookie sheet. Press down, or roll with a rolling pin, until log is 6 inches wide.
  4. Bake for 25 minutes in preheated oven. After baking, cool on a rack. With a serrated knife, cut into 1 inch slices. Place slices, cut side down, back onto the baking sheet.
  5. Return them to the oven for an additional 20 to 25 minutes; turning over half way through the baking. Melt the chocolate over a double boiler or in the microwave oven. Allow chocolate to cool but not harden before dipping one side of the biscotti into it. Place cookies on wire racks, chocolate side up, until cool and dry.

Drawing on mini pumpkin pies – Bunny, jack-o-lantern, pumpkin pi!

Quirky Jessi Bunny on Mini pumpkin pie tartlets

 
One of the hardest transitions for me has been going from prepping and cooking mass once a month recipes to trying to cook tiny portions just for two.
 
For the most part, I’m failing miserably and the freezer is full of leftovers, oops.
 
So after sleeping in on Thanksgiving (hey, that’s the perk of not cooking for everybody, right?), I made too much food and didn’t get to the pie until almost midnight. 
 
Muffin tin of pie crusts for mini pie tarts
 
It’s not Thanksgiving without pie, so even when I discovered I didn’t have a rolling pin, I plowed through with a can of tomatoes and rolled out each of these pie crusts individually. I thought I’d be able to roll out a full sheet and then cut them out with a cup or bowl, but no go. Each one got handcrafted with love…and a strong desire for pie. :P
 
Mini pumpkin pie tartlets
 
See the knife marks in the top ones below? Trying to time it based on tiny pies instead of a full one, it took me three attempts before I was satisfied that they were completely done.


Mini pumpkin pie tartlets
 
I still had a full pie’s worth of crust left and tons of filling, so I rolled out strips of crust with my tomato can to fill a casserole dish. If you want help with the image of me struggling with a tomato can, picture a 4’11” me, tippy toed above the counter that is way too high for me, putting my whole body into it. I was *exhausted* by the time the pies were in the oven.

 
Alien pumpkin pie smiley facepumkin pie with smiley face top crustPumpkin pie alien
 
^ The first makes me think of an alien. Check out those ears! And the last one? While I was moving it off the stove to try to take a better picture, I um, dipped the oven mitt in it. Yay for a pumpkin pie nose?
 
Also, see that little metal thing in the upper right hand corner of the picture? That’s the inner workings of the can opener I broke earlier in the day. Cooking utensils aren’t cooperating with me too much. :(

Mini pumpkin pie tartlets - Draw on them with chocolate to make bunny, jack-o-lantern, QC, pumpkin pi

The next morning, I had some fun drawing on the ones I hid in the back of the fridge we didn’t eat. I knew the chocolate would harden quickly, so I worked fast, but what I didn’t take into account was that it’d turn solid as soon as it hit the cold pumpkin surface.

Mini pumpkin pi with pi symbol on pie

Pumpkin pi. :)

They’re not quite as pretty after separating some in the fridge over night, but still fun. And I actually preferred the little tartlets over pie because every bite had delicious crust to filling ratio. <3

Here’s the recipes I used. I did roast and puree my own fresh pumpkin, so yours will look a different color if you use canned.

    Pie Crust Recipe

  • 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour, plus extra for rolling
  • 1 cup (2 sticks or 8 ounces) unsalted butter, very-cold, cut into 1/2 inch cubes
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon sugar
  • 6 to 8 Tbs. ice water
    Cut butter into flour, salt, and sugar, using pastry cutter or food processor. Slowly add ice water until well mixed. Form into a bowl, cover with plastic wrap, and refrigerate for 2+ hours before using.
    Pumpkin Pie Recipe

  • 1 1/4 cups pumpkin puree, canned or fresh
  • 3/4 cup sugar (I used 1/2 cup instead)
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon (1.5 teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice instead of ginger/cinnamon works)
  • 1 teaspoon all-purpose flour
  • 2 eggs, lightly beaten (flax seed “eggs” work fine)
  • 1 cup evaporated milk, undiluted (mix powdered milk using half the water as usual as a sub)
  • 2 tablespoons water
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

Combine pumpkin, sugar, salt, spices, and flour in a medium mixing bowl. Add eggs; mix well. Add evaporated milk, water, and vanilla; mix well. Pour into pastry-lined pie pan. Bake at 400° for 15 minutes; reduce heat to 350° and bake about 35 minutes longer, or until center is set.