May I have another Jessi please?

culinary detours, lookalikes | August 15, 2009 | By

N: Are we going to the pet store?
B: Yeah, are we. We could get a dog, or a cat —
L: Or a kitten —
N: Or a bird —
L: No, a dog!
B: Nuh uh, birds are better.
Me: We’re not going to the pet store guys…
B: Oo, or we could get a Jessi.
N: Yeah, a Jessi, and then we’d have two.
B: Yeah! Then we could have one to cook the desserts
Me thinking: And another to do the rest of the cooking, cleaning, etc, but no…
B: And another one to cook more desserts!
N & L: Yeah, that’d be cool. Jinx!

They continued to talk about what kind of desserts each of the Jessis would make, what they’d request….and what they’d call the other Jessi, lol. It’s great to know that the girls would love to have two of me…if only for me cooking desserts!

And those are chicken nuggets you’d buy at a pet store. Chicken nugget sheep? Aren’t they cute? ;)

Food tattoos – When cravings become permanent

bacon, candy, eggs, images, other sites, pictures | August 13, 2009 | By

There’s no doubt about it that I love food. I thoroughly enjoy consuming it, preparing it, looking at it, playing with it, sharing it, reading about it, learning about it, feeling it, dreaming about it, imagining myself being it…

Er.

Anyway, these people took food to a whole new level by tattooing variations on their bodies. Continuing the QJ tattoo tradition, here’s a few quirky food tattoos. You can find tons more at the link, though. There are perfect vegetables, restaurant logos, an amazing hot dog, a mixer, pie, bacon, shrimp, kiwis, candy….so much there!

But here’s a quick taste for you before you go over there:


Awww, milk and cookies!


Brains and eggs?


Ooo, so angry!


What a perfect little cupcake…and skulls.


A butcher’s cheat sheet.


“Sacred Heart of Deliciousness.” The owner of this one actually posted on the page that she’s gone vegan and doesn’t even eat half of these things now, but still loves to bake, etc!

Parakeet Gone Bananas

images, pictures | August 11, 2009 | By

Actually, this image’s real name is “IMG_4954” but one of the comments on it claimed that the parakeet had gone bananas, and that seems much more suitable. I feel strangely sad for the bananas who are forced to watch. :(