“Ate so much, they’re going to have to roll me out!”
It’s been an ongoing joke made within my family for as long as I can remember. When we’d go out to eat (which was rare), whether with my parents or grandparents, it was pretty much guaranteed we would binge and eat too much. One or more people would usually say or agree that they need a wheelchair to wheel them out of the restaurant.
On more than one occasion, that feeling was described as needing to be rolled out instead, which is exactly what this video makes me think of. I’ve definitely been so stuffed after a meal that I felt like I should just flop on my side and have someone roll me to a bed so I could sleep it off, ha.
The spoon is evil – Real actors read Yelp
Just watch. I find it hilarious that people actually write reviews like this, but even more so when they’re done as dramatic readings. Perfect. You can find more of them on the YouTube channel.
Oh, and as a side note, they actually did change their spoons after this review, so it’s good for something, too!
Real Actors Read Yelp #14 Transcript:
I don’t live in Troy. So I don’t need this place to succeed.
That being said, I think it’s nice that they provide a place in the area for people to hang out at night that isn’t a bar. Bravo.
But they have a big problem. A freakin’ huge problem. It’s their spoons. Hear me out. Never in my life have I encountered such an uncomfortable utensil. And it’s not that it’s hard to hold or that the seams poke into your fingers while you’re using it. The problem is… the shape of the bowl. Using it to put yogurt in my mouth actually hurts my lips. And I don’t know if the bowl is too deep or the rim is oddly curved…but every single bite…it…It pushes on my lips as I try in vain to enjoy the perfectly tart frozen yogurt with mango…blackberry…mandarin orange slices…
I’m not going back.
Do you know how many frozen yogurt places there are in this area? A sh*t ton. There is ZERO room for error.
Tempura shrimp with kitty heads
I’m sure there’s a pun in here about them being tem-purr-a….
The site I originally saw this on called them “sweet little tempura kitties,” but I actually find them a little creepy.
After all, why are we putting cat heads on shrimp? Is there something here that I’m missing? I love the rice cats and have made my own even, but to put them on shrimp? I’m not sure even I would do that.
Well I might *now,* but I wouldn’t have before….
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