The one where I lose track of time

Gif of bacon fryingGif of slicing mozzarella cheese, tomatoes, and avocadosGif of stirring mayonnaise dressingGif of putting sandwich together with tomatoes, avocadoes, and breadPutting sandwich together with bacon and cheeseGif of putting sandwich halves togetherHow to butter and make a paniniHow to grill a bacon, cheese, tomato paniniA grilled panini sandwich being sliced in half
I’m really not sure how long I have been sitting here, staring at my own blog post. And I know even less about how long I stared at the pictures before saving and uploading them. And months ago when I found these originally? Even if I knew how long I watched them, mesmerized and drooling, I would never admit it.
 
I mean, really…. how good does that look? Fresh mozzarella, delicious avocado and tomato slices, a creamy sauce that appears to be maybe mayonnaise and spices, and crispy bacon all layered onto freshly buttered bread before being pressed lightly and grilled to perfection in a panini press, and then sliced into perfect sandwich slices.
 
*drools*
 
Yeah, I would eat the heck out of that. And I’d have another on the grill while I did because there’s no way I would stop at one. Mmmm.
 

Dear Subway… (Wordless Wednesday)

Dear Subway Inc, your cheese slices are shaped like this (isosceles triangle cheese). This is great because it allows you to tessellate the cheese across the sandwich like this (alternating to cover the whole sandwich). However, you guys never do this. instead, you always arrange your cheese like this (all facing the same way and overlapping).  Please stop doing it like that.
Seriously, cut it out.

How to make a Derpy sandwich (Wordless Wednesday)

Sub sandwich with tabasco hot sauce, cheese, mustard, and derpy the my little pony on the computer tv screen behind

via Zin

And in case you really want to make subs now, try making subs this way instead maybe?