Dessert for breakfast – S’mores french toast

breakfast, chocolate, dessert, toast | July 23, 2012 | By

Smores french toast stuffed with nutella, marshmallow fluff and coated in graham crackers, backed

Instructions and more drool-worthy pictures of Smore’s French Toast

Fun Quirky Jessi fact: S’mores are one of those treats that I didn’t get to try until I was nearly an adult. It’s kinda like Toys R Us….everybody else did it as a kid, while I made up for it later instead.

For a more grown-up version for the rest of you, though, I think this french toast variety is a little more refined and “fancy”…

Wait. Can I call a dish that’s essentially bread stuffed with chocolate and marshmallow fluff, coated in crushed graham crackers, and then potentially fried….”fancy?”

Probably not. Hmm. Maybe it’s more…. “refined.” Nah.

Got it. It’s a great way to have s’mores indoors when it’s not summer prime time! Woot. There we go. Great description. I got your excuse all planned out for you. Now you must go indulge. :P

And bring me some, too, ok? Otherwise, I’ll have to wait until I’m old and senile for this to be inappropriate enough for me.

Eating Cheetos is serious business

funny, humor, tips | July 20, 2012 | By

How to eat cheetos and messy foods with chopsticks to avoid getting your keyboard dirty and your fingers orange

*sings “All I want for Christmas are my two chopsticks”* because really, this is genius.

I don’t know many people who would actually bother to dig out chopsticks in order to eat their favorite messy snack, but if you’re one of them, can we be friends? Because I think it’s awesome.

You’ll probably friend-break-up with me, though, when you discover that, while my chopstick skills are enough to get by with sushi, pho, and occasionally a crab….I’m not going to put out that much effort for a bag of orange snacks.

At best, I’m going to use them like chopsticks.

Ooo, or kabobs!!

I could skewer a whole row of orange puffs onto each stick. Granted, half of them will break right in two, leaving behind a crumbly powdered orange mess, but hey, you’ll clean it up with your amazing chopstick skills, right?

Right??

Friend…where did you go….?

…..

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*licks Cheetos dust off the keyboard*

Another one bites the dust OR Don’t cry over spilled spaghetti

2009, accidents, mistakes, spaghetti | July 19, 2012 | By

Box of spaghetti all over the floor

It’s a great thing I have this habit of taking pictures of everything. Otherwise, you’d miss out on the glory of my mistakes. In this case, it was a full box of spaghetti that someone opened on the bottom and then put back in the cabinet right-side up. Oops.

Actually, now that I think about it, I’d forgotten just how many times I’ve shared our spills and accidents already:

Broken oil on concrete

A full box of groceries

A mess of cookie cutters

Cookie cutters

Salt shaker mishap

Salt shaker in the sauce

That’s not to mention the broken cake, garbage disposal mishap, destroyed pans/dishes, random burns, and failed recipes. Oy, we’re a mess! :P