And a unicorn, too! (Wordless Wednesday)

humor, milk, Wordless Wednesday | January 16, 2013 | By

A carton of milk that says "Daddy, I want a pony!" and with a caption that says "Spoiled milk" underneath

I bet it cries if you spill it, too. :P

Chocolate ice cubes – Spice up and choclify your drink

Chocolate ice cubes for cold chocolate milk with coffee or slushie

Oh yes they did. At first, I just thought it was a clever way of making chocolate milk. It’s definitely a great way to keep the milk cold all the way to the bottom instead of making it halfway through a glass and realizing it’s room temperature.

Instead, though, this isn’t just chocolate. This particular variety has dark chocolate and instant coffee with vanilla milk for a sweet treat instead of plain ol’ chocolate milk. It was also mentioned to play around with other ingredients like pepper for a kick of spice. Yum.

Chocolate ice

  • 200ml milk
  • 50ml water
  • 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 1 teaspoon sugar
  • 1 tablespoon instant coffee (optional)
  • 70g dark chocolate (66%)

Milk with Vanilla

  • 600ml milk
  • 60g sugar
  • 1 vanilla pod

Full instructions for making each are at The Mixer. If Google doesn’t automatically translate it for you, there’s an option on the right-hand side to put it in English.

Dad’s computer has had a really long day (Wordless Wednesday)

comic, funny, humor, kids, milk, other sites, recipes | February 8, 2012 | By

How to make a Toddler Martini Recipe: 2 ounces chocolate milk, 2 ounces apple juice, 2 goldfish crackers. Mix and then pour on dad's computer instead of drinking.

Toddler Martini

2 oz tocklate milk
2 oz apple duice
Two goh-fish trackers

Mix and then pour on dad’s computer