Out of the mouths of….parents? – Cooking baby tortles

animals, funny, humor, pasta | September 26, 2011 | By

From Crazy Things Parents Say:

Dad: I think we ought to boil baby tortles for dinner.
Me: DAD!
Dad: No, seriously.
Me: Boiling baby turtles isn’t nice.
Dad: No, you’ve got it wrong. Baby tortles. Tortellini? Mini tortles. You see?

Mmm, tortellini. I’m always going to think of them as baby turtles now, though, hehe. I need somebody to add turtle heads to to a pile of pasta now, hehe.

Random Fun Food Pictures

I’m always finding random food pictures, but usually toss them on my QJ tumblr or save them and never get around to posting them. Here’s some to enjoy for today, though.

Scary banana face with monster cut into the banana fruit

Here’s some other banana art, although not nearly as creepy/scary.

Cup of coffee or cocoa or hot chocolate with marshmallows that is actually a cake that you can slice and eat

McDonalds fries shaped like 3D skull

pizza with peppers shaped like yoda star wars

Darth vader pizza with olives and cheese star wars

Pacman and blinky pancakes shaped like

Remember my sister’s Pacman party? These would’ve been awesome for breakfast.

raw meat baby

Man, and I thought my meatbaby was creepy. This one is a bit more 3D and dare I say, realistic looking. Ew.

Happy Birthday cake with axe old spice black guy man "I'm on a cake"

Old Spice and Axe chocolate head sculpture

I don’t generally like posting things like this. I found the pictures on theChive, however, I know they aren’t their pictures (and while I’m stating the site name and they’ve watermarked them as their own, I’m not putting a link here). I’ve seen some of them elsewhere, but they don’t list the sources and I can’t hunt down several of them to their original source. If you know who made these, please let me know so I can give credit where credit due (and maybe find some more awesomeness while I’m at it, hehe).

Miracle Whip? More like “scientifically explainable whip” (Wordless Wednesday)

Comic that shows a chicken eating a sandwich in the background and in the front, a jar of miracle whip that has been relabled with scientifically explainable whip ...totally explained, no miracle here

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