Out of the mouths of….parents? – Cooking baby tortles




From Crazy Things Parents Say:
Dad: I think we ought to boil baby tortles for dinner.
Me: DAD!
Dad: No, seriously.
Me: Boiling baby turtles isn’t nice.
Dad: No, you’ve got it wrong. Baby tortles. Tortellini? Mini tortles. You see?

Mmm, tortellini. I’m always going to think of them as baby turtles now, though, hehe. I need somebody to add turtle heads to to a pile of pasta now, hehe.

Random Fun Food Pictures
I’m always finding random food pictures, but usually toss them on my QJ tumblr or save them and never get around to posting them. Here’s some to enjoy for today, though.

Here’s some other banana art, although not nearly as creepy/scary.





Remember my sister’s Pacman party? These would’ve been awesome for breakfast.

Man, and I thought my meatbaby was creepy. This one is a bit more 3D and dare I say, realistic looking. Ew.

Old Spice and Axe chocolate head sculpture
I don’t generally like posting things like this. I found the pictures on theChive, however, I know they aren’t their pictures (and while I’m stating the site name and they’ve watermarked them as their own, I’m not putting a link here). I’ve seen some of them elsewhere, but they don’t list the sources and I can’t hunt down several of them to their original source. If you know who made these, please let me know so I can give credit where credit due (and maybe find some more awesomeness while I’m at it, hehe).







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