Pork Marinades – Mass Experimentation

One of the things I’ve been doing for months now is buying food for an entire month and then cooking several things in bulk. I don’t quite do the full-blown once a month cooking (OAMC) production, but it still works out well regardless.
This month we bought two sets of meat from the local meat market instead of just one month’s worth, and I ended up with 80+ pounds of various meats including beef/pork roasts, steaks, pork chops, sausage, bacon, chicken, and a few other random cuts of meat.
To help me out later in the upcoming months, I went ahead and split the pork packages up into zip-loc bags in appropriate portion sizes for our family. For five of portions, I also whipped up some marinades to pour in and freeze with them so they’re all ready to go*. I’ve never used marinades much, but figured with so much pork, they were worth a shot and would give us something different to try.
I looked around for marinade suggestions online, but I wanted to use what I had on hand, so I tweaked several of these recipes to make them my own. Some won’t look much like what they original did, but they all tasted pretty good before I even put them in the bags, so I’m betting on mostly successes.

Apple Cinnamon (compiled from a few different recipes)
2-3 apples, peeled and chopped
1 cup applesauce (I’d just made some fresh applesauce, so this was perfect)
1-2 tsp. cinnamon
1 tbsp brown sugar
salt and pepper to taste
6 tbsp. oil
2 tbsp. soy sauce
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. parsley (I used about 1/2 tablespoon fresh parsley)
2 tbsp. wine vinegar (I used regular white vinegar and used a bit less, just for the tang)
1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 1/2 tsp. dry mustard (I used regular yellow mustard here)
1/2 tsp. pepper
1/4 tsp. garlic powder
1 tbsp. lemon juice (I squeezed a fresh lemon and used a bit less)

1 cup blackberry wine (Me? Keep blackberry wine on hand for cooking? I think not. I actually added some frozen berries instead, knowing full well that it’ll taste nothing like this recipe was intended, but it’s fun and different, so we’ll see how it goes….oh, and some water to make up for the liquid difference)
1/4 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup green onions
1/2 tsp ground ginger (used less ginger, simply because I didn’t want the flavor to be overpowering with the fruit attempt)
2 tbsp brown sugar
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/4 cup olive oil
Cinnamon Honey BBQ Sauce
2 tbsp. soy sauce
1 tbsp. bbq sauce
1 tbsp. brown sugar
1 tbsp. oil
1 1/2 tsp. honey
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/2 tsp. cinnamon

Honey Mustard Marinade
1/3 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup soy sauce
4 tsp. honey
3 Tbsp. Dijon Mustard
2 Tbsp. chopped fresh tarragon leaves (skipped the taragon altogether)
4 medium garlic cloves, minced or pressed through garlic press (only used 2 cloves)
1 1/2 tsp. ground black pepper
(This one was already so much of a success that it was requested we have it again soon, so I made more and tossed it in with some other pork that I left un-marinaded)
* Tip: After putting the meat with marinades, put it in the refrigerator for a few hours or overnight before freezing. You could also freeze immediately and when you’re ready to use the meat, let it thaw overnight in the fridge. This gives the meat time to really marinade in the sauces for a better flavor.
Fourth of July Cake – American Flag
This year, though, we got hit with an all-day thunderstorm that poured rain across the city. Oh no! By 6 pm, it was apparent that we wouldn’t be attending fireworks at 9. The kids were disappointed, of course.
And so I whipped up a quick yellow cake, threw on some fruit, and suddenly we were well on our way to enjoying our Independence Day in a way we hadn’t before. The little ones were excited because they weren’t expecting it at all. Even the teenager came in, grinned, rolled her eyes a little and said “Oh I should’ve known you’d do something like that, ha.”
It’s not anything fancy like I saw for weeks leading up to the Fourth of July, but for a last minute mood lifter, it went over well.
Oh, and because you can’t really cut that cake so that people can have a bit of each, I split it up as I went and the kids each got a miniature flag, too, hehe.

Quirky Cookery — Let the Fun Begin!
Actually, the fun has been going on for as long as I can remember, but now it’s time to share. After all, half the fun of cooking is being able to share the results with others.
Before I can get to the quirkiness that goes on in my kitchen, though, I think an unwritten rule of blogging is that there has to be an introductory post (which I hate, but who am I to argue with the blogging gods?). So….
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Jessi. *insert many years of stories* When Messy Jessi grew up, she visited home and her little sister whined, “Why does Jessi get to play with her food, but I don’t??” To which the mother replied, “because she’s been playing with her food for years, and if she hasn’t stopped by now, she’s never going to.”
And I haven’t. In fact, that was the encouragement that made me play with my food even more. Come on, it’s fun, why not enjoy it? Now I cook my fair share of meals that could be deemed “plain,” I’m sure, and I live with a budget, so you’ll see no fancy equipment or expensive foods here. There’s no reason it has to be boring, though!
My main site is Quirky Jessi, where I feature lots of….well, quirkiness. Whether it’s a strange site, funky artistic style, or a weird product, it can be found there. So when I started this site, it was with the intent of the same atmosphere. I love having fun and thoroughly enjoy things that are out of the ordinary.
And well, cookery is pretty self-explanatory:
Cookery:
1 : the art or practice of cooking
2 : an establishment for cooking
What to expect
At least this is what I’m planning on having here. There’s no telling how it’ll actually turn out, but for now, I think it’s a pretty good view of what I’ll be posting.
- Recipes (of course)
- Pictures of silly dishes I make
- Funny stories from the kitchen
- Odd cooking products or tools
- Misc generic cooking site stuff
(because it’s bound to happen)
Time to eat
Alright, that’s enough jibber jabber. Let’s eat!








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