Anatomy of a Jumbo Freezie – Evil plastic edges

humor, pictures, snacks | June 20, 2011 | By

Drawing of a jumbo freezie popsicle with descriptions of each part: Yummy, cold eatable bit (turns mouth blue!), evil plastic edge (will cut your mouth), broken section to hold so your fingers don't freeze, more for later, the juice? (a.k.a. the best part) (also found on t-shirts), little cut off bit Moms will find on the floor

Is that not the truest thing you’ve seen all day? I have nothing to add*. Mmmm, freezies. <3

* Okay, I do have something to add. 1. I’ve always called these popsicles, but finally trained myself to call them “freezies” around anyone not from the US. 2. Eatable? I’m trying not to notice….

Grow your own ghost chilies – World’s hottest pepper in your windowsill

Hot temperatures seem to finally be sticking around, so time to whip out the ghost chili seeds and get them growing.

Just beware, they really are the hottest peppers, rocking in at a whopping 1,001,304 SHU.  What does that mean? That they landed their own spot in the Guinness Book of World Records as the absolute hottest. I think I’ll pass…

Never trust a child to screw the lid back on – Would you like some salt? (WW)

This is after I pulled out the lid and attempted to salvage the sauce I was making….