Dad’s computer has had a really long day (Wordless Wednesday)

comic, funny, humor, kids, milk, other sites, recipes | February 8, 2012 | By

How to make a Toddler Martini Recipe: 2 ounces chocolate milk, 2 ounces apple juice, 2 goldfish crackers. Mix and then pour on dad's computer instead of drinking.

Toddler Martini

2 oz tocklate milk
2 oz apple duice
Two goh-fish trackers

Mix and then pour on dad’s computer

Pillsbury mini-cookie cups – Miniature sundaes please

chocolate, cookies, ice cream, nuts, recipes | January 17, 2012 | By

Don’t they look like miniature sundaes at the end?

This was the million dollar winner of the Pillsbury Bake Off contest. I’m sure they’d be good with full-size muffin cups, too, and any variety of fillings, ice cream flavors, cookie dough, whatever.

Pillsbury chocolate chip dipped ice cream cone sundaes with raspberries

^ The Wednesday Baker’s version, yum.

1 package (16 oz) Pillsbury® Ready to Bake!™ refrigerated sugar cookies (24 cookies)
4 teaspoons sugar
1/3 cup Fisher® Chef’s Naturals® Chopped Walnuts, finely chopped
1/2 cup Hershey’s® semi-sweet chocolate baking chips
1/4 cup Smucker’s® Seedless Red Raspberry Jam
1 1/2 cups vanilla bean ice cream, softened
24 fresh raspberries

1. Heat oven to 350°F. Spray 24 mini muffin cups with Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray. Place 1 cookie dough round in each muffin cup. Bake 15 to 20 minutes or until golden brown.

2. Place 2 teaspoons of the sugar in small bowl. Dip end of wooden spoon handle in sugar; carefully press into center of each cookie to make 1-inch-wide indentation. Cool completely in pan, about 20 minutes.

3. Meanwhile, in small bowl, mix walnuts and remaining 2 teaspoons sugar; set aside. In small microwavable bowl, microwave chocolate chips uncovered on High 30 to 60 seconds, stirring after 30 seconds, until smooth.

4. Run knife around edges of cups to loosen; gently remove from pan. Dip rim of each cup into melted chocolate, then into walnut mixture. Place walnut side up on cookie sheet with sides.

5. In another small microwavable bowl, microwave jam uncovered on High about 15 seconds until melted. Spoon 1/2 teaspoon jam into each cup. Freeze cups about 5 minutes or until chocolate is set.

6. Spoon ice cream into cups, using small cookie scoop or measuring tablespoon. Top each cup with fresh raspberry; serve immediately.

How to make your own McRib out of Spam – No…really…a McSpam

Chunk of canned spam pork meat product

Start with that delicious looking slab of pink “I don’t want to know what’s in this can”….

And end with this:

Homemade McDonald's McRib sandwich recipe with barbecue sauce, pickles, onions, toasted bun made out of canned spam meat product

Mmmm. Well, it might be anyway. It does look kinda good. And with enough barbecue sauce and goodies on top, it probably does taste pretty good.

A full picture tutorial is over at these BBQ forums.

If you’re making this for an anti-Spam family, I’d suggest going the same route he did:

The scariest part of this whole adventure is that the McSpam was surprisingly tasty. And the kids ate it without complaining. Maybe that’s because I didn’t tell them what it was before they ate it…

I know I always get my best results if I don’t tell them what the quirky ingredients inside are until after they’ve already given their seal of approval, hehe.

And honestly, I think that sandwich looks a whole lot better than these pictures of a real McRib. (Don’t hate me, but I never saw the appeal in the first place…)