Meaty V-Day cookies for men

adult, cookies, humor, meat, nablopomo, nablopomo2012 | November 30, 2012 | By

Reminder that this year’s NaBloPoMo theme on Quirky Cookery is “adults.” Content may not be appropriate for kids.

Meat cookies for men. Decorated to look like bacon, ham, and a t-bone steak. The hearts say "well done," "let's pork," and "meat me."

You can’t get much blunter *and* punnier than that, now can you?

The Whipped Bakeshop no longer makes these, it seems, or maybe they only make them around Valentine’s Day. I think these oversized conversation hearts could work at any time of the year, though.

Get plenty of fluids

adult, alcohol, humor, nablopomo, nablopomo2012 | November 27, 2012 | By

Reminder that this year’s NaBloPoMo theme on Quirky Cookery is “adults.” Content may not be appropriate for kids.

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Drinking your liquids is way too hard. An IV simplifies everything!

When you eat little babies….

Reminder that this year’s NaBloPoMo theme on Quirky Cookery is “adults.” Content may not be appropriate for kids.

Creepy commercial about eating ice cream off of yourself. Little Baby's ice cream ads of special time.

 

Little Baby’s Ice Cream, that is.

I’m sorry that I can’t explain the videos to you. Just blink a few times to try to clear the images of vague cannibalism and move on with your day. Good luck!