The ugliest bread I have ever made

Blue bread pudding with blue icing

Unfortunately, the picture above is the PRETTY version of it, after I tampered and tweaked it into something a person could actually tolerate looking at…and maybe consider eating it.

Let’s go back to the beginning to see how this “masterpiece” started, though. I believe this is from the time I tried recreating the adorable panda bread.

Adorable bread that looks like a panda when sliced

It totally looks like that, right? :P

Anyway, I started with all the appropriate proportions of colored bread dough:

Colored pieces of bread dough
 
I went with a lovely blue because I didn’t want it to be exactly like the panda above and I thought the blue would make a nice sky instead of grass behind it.

Fluffy bread

 
Unfortunately, the bread dough recipe I used decided that not only was it going to rise….but it was going to rise and rise and rise some more, so that it didn’t come out like a flat loaf at all.

Loaf of bread

 
It came out as a monster! And oversize, lumpy (albeit, fluffy and tasty) monster of a loaf!
 
There was no way it looked like a panda inside, of course, and didn’t even look like a pretty swirl. Even I didn’t want to eat it. So instead, I thought it would look cool as a bread pudding. Then it would be more swirled and cool, right?

Blue bread pudding

 
Wrong! Ew!
 
Okay, as a last resort, I figured I could slather it in icing. How about a lovely blue to bring out the blue flecks in the bread pudding?

Ugly green colored icing

 
Seriously?
 
What the heck happened?? That is the nastiest color ever and no where near blue! It’s just gross green stuff. Ew again!
 
Swirled blue icing - Earth in swirly motion
 
Thankfully, when I stirred it, you could tell that it was really blue underneath. I’m not sure what’s going on with that dark green.

Blue bread pudding

When sliced, the bread pudding *did* look kinda cool. It’s not a panda, but the girls thought it was neat…even if maybe a little bit weird.

Blue bread pudding with powdered sugar icing

 
And hey, with appropriately blue-colored icing, it was actually pretty edible, too!

Layered ice cream “moons”

art, edible art, food art, ice cream | December 13, 2012 | By

Ice moon from haagen dazs - orange moon has crunchy chocolate at the bottom, layers of nutty ice cream and salted caramel and a coating of vanilla ice cream
What happens when you combine Haagen Dazs ice cream with a team of artists?

Ice Moons!

To create an almost spherical shaped ice cream concoction, they have to mold the ice cream in two separate parts and then join them without a seam being seen from the outside. The moon idea came from all sorts of places apparently, so if you’re interested in how this project came together, check out the FB page for it.

There are two different versions:
  • white moon consists of a pistachio biscuit base, layers of macadamia nut ice cream and meringue and a coating of raspberry ice cream
  • orange moon has crunchy chocolate at the bottom, layers of nutty ice cream and salted caramel and a coating of vanilla ice cream
I’ll go with the latter one personally, but I think they’re both quite gorgeous.
Ice moon from Haagen Dass - white moon consists of a pistachio biscuit base, layers of macadamia nut ice cream and meringue and a coating of raspberry ice creamIce cream moons 
Ice cream ball that looks like the moonIce cream moon with craters and delicious layers of filling 

If you’re ever invited to a Halloween luau party…

Reminder that this year’s NaBloPoMo theme on Quirky Cookery is “adults.” Content may not be appropriate for kids.

Pineapple carved to look like a zombie face with a laffy taffy candy tonue and jam blood.

Then obviously this zombie pineapple is the perfect hostess gift. Or maybe it would be your +1?

If you want some closeups of the teeth and tongue, definitely click here. Oh, and the eyes, too. Crepy! The eyes don’t appear to be edible and neither is the flower, that I know of, by the rest is. The tongue is actually laffy taffy candy and the “blood” is blackberry jam. Cool, isn’t it?

Two zombies with a zombie pineapple