The satanic rituals of birthday parties

birthday parties, birthdays, humor | January 22, 2013 | By

"If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic." "No, but seriously, imagine it this way: A small gathering of people huddle around an object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object."

So I hadn’t really thought about it that way before, but it is, isn’t it? O.o

And now I can’t get the image of a snuggie party out of my head. Everyone is wearing the cult-garb, swaying and chanting their birthday well-wishes, waiting for the fire to be taken out by the youngest member of the cult….the child turning 2 who is tempted to eat the flame or spit on it instead of blowing it out like every member before him has.


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