Pocket Like It’s Hot – Snoop Dogg sings about hot pockets
Well, if you can call it singing anyway.
And uh, is anyone else a little weirded out by this? I didn’t realize he was even still producing “music,” but hey, he’s gotta make some money somewhere, huh? I think I’m more disturbed by the fact that it isn’t just a little snippet for a commercial… it’s a full-on music video with lyrics all about Hot Pockets. Wow.
Here are the lyrics to read along if you dare click the video play button:
I’m a hot dude, with some hot dreams
Getting fired up, letting off steam
Everybody showing love — Herbie’s in da tub
Checkin’ applications for the Hot Pockets fan club
Pepperoni pizza, much better than some fish eggs
The interior too hot let it cool off for a few secs
I’m running for the taste, that can be my phys ed
Chompin Hot Pockets, that’s how you get ahizzead
Winners get the meaty meats,
Winners get da cheesy eats
The tag-team meal that’s too hot for TV
Get off my pockets, you gotta backup
Yup that’s whatssup, now sign the prenups
Me and Hot Pockets never gonna splitup
You should think about it…..take a second.
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I bring the heat, but y’all knew that
Da Big Sauce Boss, yeah, I had to do that
I keep it fired up, even when I’m inside
You take what’s mine, then ya gonna have to run ‘n hide
He light ‘em up so much that everybody talks
They all wanna turn in his Hot Pockets Box
Two, one, yep, three these Pockets are H O double T
Smokey temps hitting that three thirty three
If you can’t stand it this hot
Then you can’t chill with me
So bring your friends, we going on a wild ride
Herb Sauce tender meats heat yo insides
So don’t change the dizzle, turn it up a lizzle
Got some cheesy drizzle dripping on my shizzle
Waiting on the brizzle’s, the pizzle, the dizzle Gs, when da cheese hits your tongue it’ll scream “Fo Sizzle”
Hungry kids in the crib ma
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
When the craving’s got a hold of you…
And if you made it all the way to the end, I think you deserve some Hot Pockets for your endurance skills. Good job!
What drink goes best with pizza? 21+ pizza pies
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Many people enjoy a cold beer with their pizza, but this guy took it one step farther to class it up instead. As he tells the story:
“We got some dried Italian cherries, and we cooked them, and they were too tough…Obviously, we had to soak them a little, so I decided to soak them in raspberry vodka.”
Because the vodka pizza was such a success, they’re adding other alcoholic pizzas, too: : the “Drunken Pig,” which consists of braised pork marinated in Kahlua with caramelized Granny Smith apples, spicy hot honey and ricotta cheese, and the “Calabria Peach,” which has rum-infused peaches with soppressata picante, mascarpone, basil and more fresh mozzarella.
I have no idea how much you would even be able to taste it in the pizza, and after being cooked, I highly doubt the alcohol content is very high either. It could definitely be delicious with those ingredients, though.
Salvatore’s Restaurant in Boston
Ghouly pizza – Mozzarella ghosts and olive spiders
It’s like every other pizza, but the cheese is shaped like ghosts (duh) and the spiders have rosemary legs. Pretty easy, no?
I’m not sure I would bother with the olives, though. Wouldn’t it be a bit weird to have a bite of pizza with a single whole olive plus a whole bunch of rosemary? I’d probably leave those to an appetizer of some sort at another time maybe.
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