Out of the mouths of….parents? – Cooking baby tortles
From Crazy Things Parents Say:
Dad: I think we ought to boil baby tortles for dinner.
Me: DAD!
Dad: No, seriously.
Me: Boiling baby turtles isn’t nice.
Dad: No, you’ve got it wrong. Baby tortles. Tortellini? Mini tortles. You see?
Mmm, tortellini. I’m always going to think of them as baby turtles now, though, hehe. I need somebody to add turtle heads to to a pile of pasta now, hehe.
Carnivores love immigrants? – Here, have some offensive images(Wordless Wednesday)
"A lot of my friends are vegans now, which I don’t care, eat whatever you want. I just think that my least favorite part of the vegan diet is the verbal part where they explain it to you. It’s just endless. They’re like, "I’m vegetarian, but I don’t eat milk or honey because it takes animal labor to make milk and honey and I think that’s wrong." And it just always strikes me as childish logic, it’s like "I like bees and I like cows…more than the immigrants that pick the vegetables that I eat."
(Shhh, it’s a joke. Mostly. Don’t you dare get all offended. :P And yeah, there are words, but they weren’t my words.)
(Shhh, this one is also a joke. But it’s only fair to insult more than one set of people so nobody can really be allowed to take offense, right? It’s okay to giggle. Then close the screen and forget we had this wordless conversation)
(Too far? Oops.)
(Oh, what the heck, what’s one more….?)
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