What drink goes best with pizza? 21+ pizza pies
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Many people enjoy a cold beer with their pizza, but this guy took it one step farther to class it up instead. As he tells the story:
“We got some dried Italian cherries, and we cooked them, and they were too tough…Obviously, we had to soak them a little, so I decided to soak them in raspberry vodka.”
Because the vodka pizza was such a success, they’re adding other alcoholic pizzas, too: : the “Drunken Pig,” which consists of braised pork marinated in Kahlua with caramelized Granny Smith apples, spicy hot honey and ricotta cheese, and the “Calabria Peach,” which has rum-infused peaches with soppressata picante, mascarpone, basil and more fresh mozzarella.
I have no idea how much you would even be able to taste it in the pizza, and after being cooked, I highly doubt the alcohol content is very high either. It could definitely be delicious with those ingredients, though.
Salvatore’s Restaurant in Boston
Who doesn’t want a pancake wedding cake? – Las Vegas Denny’s wedding chapel
Reminder that this year’s NaBloPoMo theme on Quirky Cookery is “adults.” Content may not be appropriate for kids.
*raises hand*
Me. I don’t want a wedding cake made out of pancakes. Well, I mean, maybe I would…. pancakes are pretty good, but…. Ooo, I wonder if they would allow a syrup fountain? It’d be a wedding cake fondue event with….
Wait, no. I said I didn’t want this, didn’t I? Oops.
Anyway, for those who really do want it, apparently Denny’s is opening a new location up in Las Vegas that will not only hold wedding ceremonies, as per the marriage tradition in the city, but it will also have a full service bar for all the guests. You wouldn’t want your Elvis priest to be sober, right?
Also, I wasn’t joking about the pancake wedding cake. The chief marketing officer said it:
“It’s unique. It’s different. It’s going to be an icon within Vegas. People are going to want to travel to see this Denny’s,” she said. “The wedding scene is such a part of Vegas, and who doesn’t want a wedding cake made out of pancakes?”
Ooooo, and look at this cake I found while looking for a pancake one. Too bad it’s mostly real cake only shaped to look like breakfast foods.
Not everybody loves Starbucks
Reminder that this year’s NaBloPoMo theme on Quirky Cookery is “adults.” Content may not be appropriate for kids.
This one is considered “adult” for language. It went viral last year, but if you missed it, here it is now. Here are the written lyrics if you want to read along:
Welcome to starbucks
my name is Chris
I’ll be your barista for the day
Can i make a drink for you miss?I know you’ve had a shitty day
well so have I
I really don’t want to care
but I get paid to tryHello rich white lady,
I already know what you want
you want a skinny vanilla latte
young debutantwell that drink won’t make you skinny
you gotta work for that
and just in case your wondering
I just called you fathey mr. asshole
want 6 breakfast sandwiches?
I got a line of angry customers
to hell with thisYou’ve got a gang of noisy kids
can you shut them up
I just want to draw a middle finger
on your cupscrew frappucinos
they take forever to make
you know there’s about a pound of fat
in your RF coffee cakeYou ordered a grande drip
and my coffee is out
I’ll just pour you something fresh
from the decaf spoutif I have to serve another latino
An extra caramel frappucino
I’ll empty my drawer
and go to reno
and that’s not nonfat in your cappucinoand there’s that angry man
when the store is closed
feels the need to shout aloud
and pound on the windowswell its just a cup of coffee
give me a break
I shouldn’t have to put up with this
making minimum wageThis is starbucks
I don’t want to see you yawn
well you made me get my ass up
at the butt crack of dawnAnd I just came up short
on your vanilla bean
i’ll just inject it with some whip
because it can’t be seenplease reach the toilet
that’s where you’re supposed to take shit
I don’t have time to shake your tea
I’ll just swirl it a bitAll my friends think they deserve
something for free
At least act like you will pay
Cuz the lead is staring at meAnd all you regulars
who order your ‘name supreme’
well i still don’t know your drink
can you explain it to meand yes I topped your grande mocha
with diarrhea whipped cream
can you make your way home
i’ve got milk to re-steamYou get cappucinos
your the pickiest of all
you didn’t order it dry
but you want no milk at allyou throw back in my face
tell me I made it wrong
When I got a line of drinks
a couple miles longextra shot of espresso?
"Stop hassling me,
can i get 18 pumps of classic?"
with type 2 diabetesand I think i’ve had it up to here
with these treat receipts
If I have to explain it another time
I might defect to Peet’sI work for starbucks….
Oh, and yes, he got fired for this….for obvious reasons.
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