I bet Santa would have brought him cookies

cartoons, chocolate, comic, cookies, humor | December 30, 2012 | By

Cookie monster opens a present that has a box of crackers inside and has the dialogue box of him saying "It's like you don't even know me!"

But Santa only would have followed through with the cookie request because the Cookie Monster asked for them. It certainly wouldn’t be because he was concerned with Mr. Monster’s health or variety of diet.

As much as I feel bad for Cookie to be disappointed there, I’m actually a wee-bit judgmental of people who only eat one kind of food. Or even two. I am entirely bored eating out with people who always order the same things, too. Where’s the fun in that? I don’t expect everyone to be adventurous by any means, but if you go to the same restaurant 20 times and always order the same thing….how do you know if you’re missing out on other great dishes that you probably like, too?

/Shrugs. To each his/her own, I suppose. If you really, really, REALLY love that food and want to eat it for the rest of your life, then so be it. It’s shallow of me to judge, I know, but I just can’t relate whatsoever and I have a hard time grasping the concept. Chocolate chip cookies are amazing, but to only eat that forever and ever? Eh…

Better than half-empty (Wordless Wednesday)

Glass half full of himself with ego remarks

I’ll have the “Fancy big words in a foreign language I can’t pronounce” (Wordless Wednesday)

A comic showing a man sitting at dinner with his date. In the first frame, you see "bucatini a matriciana" on the menu and him thinking aout loud that it looks good. The second frame shows him trying to sound it out. Later, when the waiter asks what he wants, he instead orders a cheeseburger.