A luxury 12 course meal….in a can?

processed foods | September 5, 2013 | By

12 side dishes and main dishes in a jellied can

The designer of this delicious jellied “meal in a can” is suggesting it gives the average person the chance to “dine like royalty without the washing up.”

I’m pretty sure no one would eat this. Ever. Or at least I would hope not, haha.

As if the above image and idea overall isn’t disgusting enough, brace yourself for this close-up:

12 layers of various expensive foods like kobe beef and ribeye mashed up and put in a can as an all in one meal

Mmmmm, right?

And in case your foodie eyes aren’t refined enough to see exactly what each of these baby food textured layers are, here’s the cheat sheet for you:

Selection of local cheeses with sourdough bread

Pickled kobe beef with charred strawberry

Ricotta ravioli with a soft egg yolk

Shitake mushroom topped with filled peppers

Halibut poached in truffle butter in a coconut crepe

Risotto foraged ramps, prosciutto and fresh parmesan

French onion soup with fresh thyme and gruyere cheese

Roast pork belly and celeriac root puree

Palate cleanser, pear ginger juice

Rib eye steak with grilled mustard greens

Crack pie with milk ice cream on a vanilla tuile

French canele with a malt barley and hazelnut latte

Very classy!

Erm, or not….

When life gives you lemons, call for lemonaid! (Wordless Wednesday)

Wordless Wednesday | September 4, 2013 | By

A picture of lemons carrying a cut open lemon that says "lemonaid" instead of lemonade

(I bet lemons hate being given as gifts.)

Top 5 Vine food animations

funny, silly, videos | September 3, 2013 | By

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I tried to ignore Vine, minus a little jab at the app a few months ago. I think it’s a pretty silly concept, but hey, that’s the sort of thing that gets really popular on the internet, huh?

Some of these are kinda cool, though, so I’ll give them credit for being creative.