Canadians like their… raisins to be plump grapes

canada, Canadian, grapes, humor, raisins | June 28, 2012 | By

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It’s been a while since I’ve done a “Canadians like their…” post, eh?
 
“Eh?” obviously intended. ;)
 
I don’t know about the rest of the world, but when I think of raisins, I obviously picture dehydrated, wrinkly, chewy candy-like nubs….not full-on grapes.
 
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For whatever reason, though, even though it’s listed as containing raisins, they definitely show grapes in the picture. There’s a big difference!
 
Silly Canadians…

 

 

Dear Subway… (Wordless Wednesday)

Dear Subway Inc, your cheese slices are shaped like this (isosceles triangle cheese). This is great because it allows you to tessellate the cheese across the sandwich like this (alternating to cover the whole sandwich). However, you guys never do this. instead, you always arrange your cheese like this (all facing the same way and overlapping).  Please stop doing it like that.
Seriously, cut it out.

Crockpot season is here! Time for the sunbathing chickens

chicken, humor | June 21, 2012 | By

Chicken dressed in bikini in a crockpot swimming pool

I know that pictures of raw meat can sometimes gross people out, so I made sure that my crockpot jacuzzi encouraged swimsuits. Unfortunately, some chicks still don’t know how to cover up when they should. Tsk, tsk.

Then again, the one on the right is sure to be whining about tanlines later:

 Chicken tan lines