Beans rock….and other reasons to sort your beans

beans, culinary detours, images, pictures | November 6, 2010 | By

 A while back, Monica over at Run, Eat, Repeat did a tutorial on cooking your own beans instead of grabbing them from a can. This is something I do constantly, so no real shocker there.

What shocked me was that her grandma told her horror stories of people breaking their teeth from biting down on a rock, but she’s never found a rock in dry beans! I know she buys them in bulk, in small quantities, and probably of a much better quality than I ever do, but it still sorta threw me off that it sounded almost like a myth to her, lol.

I don’t have a bulk store anywhere near me, so I buy a large bag of beans at the grocery store. And I most definitely sort them.

Here’s why:

Rocks in beans

That’s from a little over half a bag. That’s definitely more than I usually find, but still, doesn’t really surprise me any either.

You can see a couple “ugly beans” in there, too, which is another reason why I sort them. Even if I find only a rock or two, I tend to find a few really ugly beans that don’t seem fit to eat. I sort at least twice (usually I sort once on the table, and then again as I push them off the table into a bowl or strainer) and then also rinse to pick out any debris or really wrinkled, funky beans that might float to the top.

The week I burned my belly button….twice

beans, culinary detours | August 23, 2009 | By

Yep, that’s right, for the first time ever, I burned my belly button while cooking….and apparently doing it once wasn’t good enough!

The background: I’ve been cooking in this kitchen for a while now, I know where everything is, etc. Oh, and I’m short.

The build-up: On occasion one, I had a crockpot of beans going on the counter while I was cooking other things. On occasion, too, I had a pan of boiling water on the stove.

The “incident(s)”: For whatever reason, I tippy-toed to reach something on both instances. With the crockpot, I was using a glass lid on it because the original lid broke long ago. It was sticking out just enough that it lined up perfect with my belly button when I stretched to my max to grab something from the top shelf. A few days later when I reaching to the side and back of the stove to grab a far spoon, I did the same exact thing with the lid of a different pan. My reflexes weren’t as good that time either, as I actually ended up with a horizontal blister across the bottom portion of my belly button. :(

Moral of the story: Use a step stool and don’t lean over hot dishes. :(